Yo mama's so greasy that her face could
free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he
makes her lie on the couch face down.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King
while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has
to go down.
Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I
missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad.
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after
Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach,
Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside,
she ran outside with a spoon
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to
Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings
down the bridge too.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last
Christmas and it's still printing!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in
September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo Mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and
she gave me a virus.
Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use
all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a